Sock Mismatch Enthusiast Prints

'What the hell! It's close enough.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Do you think that's wise?'

Great British Eccentrics.

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Flight Socks.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

The Complete Cycle.

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

How it started: How it's going

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

Washing Machine Torture

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Christmas Socks

"Don't go in there!"

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

Missing Sock

Creative Stinking 101 - 'Stinking outside the Sox.'

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

"Your father helped me, too."