Fashion Faux Pas Fans Pillows

Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

'Shame on you, son! You can't go around looking like that!'

'You'll soon fit in.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

The Return Of The Minipants

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

Fifty Gallon Head.

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

"Man's best friend with benefits"

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

Man wearing t-shirt with "As seen" slogan

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

"You might consider new socks as well."

"What? I slept seven months."

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Dang it! My pants must've shrunk in the dryer. . . Ok. . . who's responsible for shrinking all of my slacks?!!'

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

"I couldn't find my other wig."