Fashion Faux Pas Aficionado Pillows

"It looked better online."

Cargo briefs

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'Oh, so when you said wear a...Ok, now I get it.'

On second thoughts Harris, it might be best if you work at home.

'You are a fool...I said 'Why don't you wear a BANDANA!'

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

The Return Of The Minipants

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Fifty Gallon Head.

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"You might consider new socks as well."

"What? I slept seven months."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

Man wearing t-shirt with "As seen" slogan

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Dang it! My pants must've shrunk in the dryer. . . Ok. . . who's responsible for shrinking all of my slacks?!!'

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."