Fashion Faux Pas Appreciator Pillows

"You've got the job, but you've got to change your clothes."

"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Man wearing t-shirt with "As seen" slogan

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

The Return Of The Minipants

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

Fifty Gallon Head.

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"What? I slept seven months."

"You might consider new socks as well."

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Dang it! My pants must've shrunk in the dryer. . . Ok. . . who's responsible for shrinking all of my slacks?!!'

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

"I couldn't find my other wig."

'When we said 'One size fits all' we didn't mean all at the same time.'

Obvious Comb-Over: Please Give.

Cargo briefs