Fashion Faux Pas Lover Pillows

"For the hundredth time, you snip a lose thread you don't pull it."

"Dad."

'I'd like to return this.'

"That's not 'smart casual'."

"It's a 38 suit I wear."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

The Return Of The Minipants

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

The Bland Leading the Bland

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"Yes, dear. I'm pretty sure it's 'granny panties on the inside, pants on the outside.'"

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

Fifty Gallon Head.

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"It's an important interview, so you probably shouldn't wear a necktie that contains more material than your suit."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"You might consider new socks as well."

"What? I slept seven months."

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

"I couldn't find my other wig."

"But Reinhardt, you have another week and a half left of your vacation.""I had to come back, chief. They laughed at my black socks on Nantucket."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."