Clothing Contradictions Fan T-Shirts

"I'm wearing one....under the woolen pullover!"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Emergency Hipster Beard

Casual Thursday

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Deer Cross Dressing.

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

Gym/Tan/Donut

Sweet Costume

"You remind me of someone."

"Fruit of the Loon"

Matching Suits

Scuba Skater

I like your suit, to me it says 'management'

"Do you have anything in a smaller size?"

'Does my gum look big in this?'

The Origin of Laundry Day

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

Worker is confused at the Paradox Parcel Company.

The fit was fine but Latona was unsatisfied with the colour

"You not only have multiple personalities, but worse - They have a clashing sense of style."

"Yeah, I been neutered. Why?"

'Have you read about the millionaire who dresses like a hobo and gives money to those who are kind to him?'

He says he's selling software, hardware, and underwear.

"I'm difficult to shop for. I wear a size extra medium."

An Oarsman

Two artists are dressed to match the climate in their artwork.

'Ow! I tore something in my elbow, when I pulled out the cork. I thought red wine was supposed to be good for you.'

House of Commons: Dress Down Friday