Urban Contradiction Fans T-Shirts

Cyclists with a pollution guard on having a cigarette

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Monster Clown

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Hip hop Santa.

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

Like, Real Gone...

Gym/Tan/Donut

A hippie saying "Peace"

Bling Bling.

DVD and Goliath - "When Harry met Sally on widescreen, mmm"

Hippy at office desk with: 'Tune in/ Drop out' in/out boxes.

'I'm afraid it's Mad Cow Disease.'

Tuned In, Turned On, Dropped Out, Dropped In, Worked Out, Saved Up, Dropped Dead.

Scuba Skater

"If only the men could see my fun side."

'Like dude, you are totally freakin' me out with your cigarette smoke!!'

Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.

Hippy getting the sack.

"Stop, don't move - I've dropped a contact lens"

"I call to order this meeting of the 'reconquista' coalition. The first order of business is handing out U.S. flags to all members. We don't want people to think our subversive efforts to topple the American government is anti-American."

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

'How very Putney!'

Finding Emo

'Way out man.'

'Are the Sixties finally over with?'

Drink is a curse.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

"You not only have multiple personalities, but worse - They have a clashing sense of style."

"He's a big fellow, that Grogan, isn't he?"