Urban Destruction Fan T-Shirts

"Stop, don't move - I've dropped a contact lens"

"Welcome to the future"

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Graffiti Forever!

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Hip hop Santa.

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

Bling Bling.

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

Battery Farm Housing

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

Welcome to the countryside...

"Boss, if you could be any superhero, which one would it be?" "Insurance-Adjuster-Man." "In a world where superheroes were real, there'd be an awful lot of collateral damage to buildings and infrastructure." "Insurance-Adjuster-Man would probably clear six figures by breakfast." "'Heroes' aren't in it for the money." "Of course they are. Take Lex Luthor, for instance..."

Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.

'You paid the insurance bill, right?'

Big B: implode...explode.

Don't Disturb The Historic Setting

'How very Putney!'

'That's the only heritage you get round here.'

Dept. of Traffic Disruption.

When Shapes in the Clouds Attack.

"He's a big fellow, that Grogan, isn't he?"

'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming!'

London Poor Crouching in Street

"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."

'Have you considered a career in town planning?'

"Don't worry, he's cool."