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"What the hell happened to this town?"

"Welcome to the future"

Hollywood Sign Developers

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Monster Clown

Holiday cottage

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

Gambling on office building construction

'It's like having our own private luxury box in the game of life.'

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

Immigrating to the City

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

Welcome to the countryside...

"Bravo! Way to stay relevant, Gary."

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

"I know it saved costs but I still think a flyover would have been better."

"Boss, if you could be any superhero, which one would it be?" "Insurance-Adjuster-Man." "In a world where superheroes were real, there'd be an awful lot of collateral damage to buildings and infrastructure." "Insurance-Adjuster-Man would probably clear six figures by breakfast." "'Heroes' aren't in it for the money." "Of course they are. Take Lex Luthor, for instance..."

"Now, that's what I call a skyscraper!"

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

'Just wait tillI become Mayor - I'll sort the transport system out.'

Gin Lane.

"Oooh, look! A rainbow!"