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"Welcome to the future"

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Dog Walking Services

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Rhapsody in Blue.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Wifi in Hell

"Look! No hands!"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Fast Lane.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

City Boy.

"Draw your own path."

"Hugh fans!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I have no thumbs."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."