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"Frog Gulch sure has changed since the last time we were here."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Welcome to the future"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

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THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

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QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Fast Lane.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I have no thumbs."

City Boy.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Hugh fans!"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"