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"We made it safely to the city!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Holiday cottage

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'Well, so much for our secluded beachfront property.'

Immigrating to the City

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

We're from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- we've decided to tear down your house and put up a slum.

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

Battery Farm Housing

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

'Well darn it...this isn't right...somebody should have let you know the highway was coming this way.'

"Hey, I'm sure glad we re-opened the downtown mall with this new road."

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

Al's Skylines

"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."

"Listen, it starts with just a road. Then it's streets and then avenues, and before you know it, you're on the New Jersey Turnpike, wondering where it all went so wrong."

"Now, that's what I call a skyscraper!"

The Constuction Industry - What to Build

"I know it saved costs but I still think a flyover would have been better."

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.

"We hadn't planned for this sort of traffic."

'Just wait tillI become Mayor - I'll sort the transport system out.'