Urbanization Enthusiasts Gifts

"We made it safely to the city!"

Hollywood Sign Developers

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Holiday cottage

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

Third Option

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

They Always Say That

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'Well, so much for our secluded beachfront property.'

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

Immigrating to the City

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

We're from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- we've decided to tear down your house and put up a slum.

"Hey, I'm sure glad we re-opened the downtown mall with this new road."

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

Al's Skylines

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

Crybaby

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

Battery Farm Housing

'Well darn it...this isn't right...somebody should have let you know the highway was coming this way.'

"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."

"Now, that's what I call a skyscraper!"

"Listen, it starts with just a road. Then it's streets and then avenues, and before you know it, you're on the New Jersey Turnpike, wondering where it all went so wrong."

"I know it saved costs but I still think a flyover would have been better."

The Constuction Industry - What to Build

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.

"We hadn't planned for this sort of traffic."