Urban Development Enthusiast Gifts

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.

Area of regeneration building - 'Its regenerated hatred of the local council'

We're from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- we've decided to tear down your house and put up a slum.

Worst Landlord Ever

Monster Mansions

'Our speciality is designing tower blocks.'

Sick Building Syndrome.

'I think adoptions were easier when kids didn't have to compete with so many highways.'

'Well darn it...this isn't right...somebody should have let you know the highway was coming this way.'

"Hey, I'm sure glad we re-opened the downtown mall with this new road."

Town and country planning

If Your Local Council Owned the Amazon Rainforest...

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Hollywood Sign Developers

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Sick Building Syndrome

City Windfarms.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Converted Parking Garage

Holiday cottage

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."