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"The country might not suit a city boy like you. We've got coyotes instead of doormen and feelings have no meaning here."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Welcome to the future"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Dog Walking Services

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Rhapsody in Blue.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Wifi in Hell

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Fast Lane.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I have no thumbs."

"Draw your own path."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

City Boy.

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Hugh fans!"