Urban Decay Explorer Mugs

"Welcome to the future"

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Look! No hands!"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Fast Lane.

"I have no thumbs."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Hoodie Hang-out

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

City Boy.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Draw your own path."