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"Boss, if you could be any superhero, which one would it be?" "Insurance-Adjuster-Man." "In a world where superheroes were real, there'd be an awful lot of collateral damage to buildings and infrastructure." "Insurance-Adjuster-Man would probably clear six figures by breakfast." "'Heroes' aren't in it for the money." "Of course they are. Take Lex Luthor, for instance..."

"Welcome to the future"

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

This site acquired for yet another housing development.

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'

We're from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- we've decided to tear down your house and put up a slum.

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

"Hey, I'm sure glad we re-opened the downtown mall with this new road."

'Well darn it...this isn't right...somebody should have let you know the highway was coming this way.'

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

Welcome to the countryside...

"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."

'Yes...our chief analyst is recommending further investments in the new year.'

The Constuction Industry - What to Build

"I've found a filing cabinet here...a prime development opportunity! I reckon you could get three studio flats out of it!"

Good roads, Infrastructure Inspection, Repair.

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.

"We must put this to a rigorous and thorough public consultation that we can then ignore if it disagrees with us."

Town and country planning

The City Anus.

"Stop, don't move - I've dropped a contact lens"