Urban Living Analyst T-Shirts

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Wifi in Hell

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Hoodie Hang-out

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

No Immediate Danger

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Packed like sardines

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Is Driving Doomed?

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."