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"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

No Immediate Danger

Packed like sardines

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."