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A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Cook in the cookery section.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"He lives in a block of flats"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

Modular Offices

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

Dare to be different.

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

Swiss Army Stove.

Television company new recruit

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

'Ever since we bought thet blasted water bed we've been drifting apart!'

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

'Ed says the 'smart money isn't buying furniture right now.'

"I don't need to get out of bed, ma - I programmed an app to live my life for me."

To save space, we eliminated hallways and doors, by adding catwalk and ladders.