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Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"Welcome to the future"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Holiday cottage

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"With great power comes great, great stress."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'It's amazing that with all the things I've done that I haven't gotten a big head.'

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

Working Vacation.

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"Honey, my boss moved me upstairs – way upstairs!"

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

"You are not what I expected."

"Chew. I don’t want you getting a stomachache."

Renaissance Zone

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

Immigrating to the City

"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me."

'If it weren't for the money... it would be lonely at the top!'

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

"At first I was really angry they were erecting a building right smack up against mine."