Nature Contradiction Fan T-Shirts

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Space Pioneer

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Mamoose...

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Is the salmon fresh?"

"No aliens"

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

"What pheromone are you using?"

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

Overly wordy travel.

Gym/Tan/Donut

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

'Good afternoon, Madam. I believe you have a termite problem?'

"It's time your father woke up. Go rattle the people's garbage cans next door."

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

"Hand on a minute! Wipe your feet before you step into my mouth will you!?"

'Every day they get bolder.'

Sign reads 'Your Ocean Neighbors.'

"God, I love the smell of sunblock in the morning."

'Was that you?'

'Are you just fooling around turning green, or are you about to be sick?'