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'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Science Fair Judgements

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Free Radicals.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Entropy.

Newton Discovers Gravity

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Science And Society 1923

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

A small man under a giant microscope.

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

Jules Henri Poincare

The Principal of Inertia.

'C'mon, Phil, it's not like we're trying to hit a baseball.'

When boomerangs argue.

Gym/Tan/Donut