Scale Contradiction Fan Pillows

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Is it that bad?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Science Fair Judgements

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Free Radicals.

Entropy.

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Newton Discovers Gravity

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Science And Society 1923

A small man under a giant microscope.

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

Gym/Tan/Donut

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

When boomerangs argue.

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

Jules Henri Poincare

Updated History: Sir Isaac Newton. A body at rest tends to remain at rest ... unless an apple falls on its head. Of course, this is just a first draft.

The Principal of Inertia.