Exaggeration Fan Pillows

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Trump Mask

An exaggeration of estate agents

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Send your questions to asksadie@rudypark.com. Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be me? - Unhappy at Home. Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person. If you think "being you" includes being dirt

Well, no wonder the natives are restless. They're worshipping an espresso machine!

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

"Come check this out, Doris! I think our mouse trap finally caught a mouse!"

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

"What's one sixth of three quarters?" "It's so small why bother?"

A man looking like Mikhail Gorbachev appearing yesterday with a man looking like George Bush to announce a plan that sounds like a pretty good idea.

"Okay. It's a balloon. Get over it."

Used car salesman to man: 'And this one was driven by a little old lady ...er ...uh ... with 36 grandchildren.'

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

"Hard work, determination, success!"

Somewhere in France - Meg and Peg explain how the thief made off with their baguettes

'I can tell this fish story just fine by myself, man's best friend.'

"I said it was INSPIRED by a true story."

"It strikes me you're making a deal more fuss over this than it calls for, Dan'l."

"Together they were a 15-pounder."