Exaggerated Expression Fan Pillows

Well, no wonder the natives are restless. They're worshipping an espresso machine!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

An exaggeration of estate agents

Medical Cabinet

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Send your questions to asksadie@rudypark.com. Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be me? - Unhappy at Home. Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person. If you think "being you" includes being dirt

'Oh, don't even think about living life vicariously through me!'

"Come check this out, Doris! I think our mouse trap finally caught a mouse!"

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog."

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

Used car salesman to man: 'And this one was driven by a little old lady ...er ...uh ... with 36 grandchildren.'

"Okay. It's a balloon. Get over it."

He was beginning to quiver all over like Lionel Barrymore.

"Hard work, determination, success!"

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

King James II

Somewhere in France - Meg and Peg explain how the thief made off with their baguettes

"It strikes me you're making a deal more fuss over this than it calls for, Dan'l."

"I said it was INSPIRED by a true story."

'I can tell this fish story just fine by myself, man's best friend.'

'All my senses are very acute.'

'Move back!'

Poor thing, doesn't grow at all.

'These young social workers now nothing, I used to see 5000 clients every day...'