Exaggeration Fan Mugs

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Trump Mask

An exaggeration of estate agents

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

Well, no wonder the natives are restless. They're worshipping an espresso machine!

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

"What's one sixth of three quarters?" "It's so small why bother?"

Used car salesman to man: 'And this one was driven by a little old lady ...er ...uh ... with 36 grandchildren.'

"Okay. It's a balloon. Get over it."

A man looking like Mikhail Gorbachev appearing yesterday with a man looking like George Bush to announce a plan that sounds like a pretty good idea.

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

"Hard work, determination, success!"

"I said it was INSPIRED by a true story."

'I can tell this fish story just fine by myself, man's best friend.'

Somewhere in France - Meg and Peg explain how the thief made off with their baguettes

"It strikes me you're making a deal more fuss over this than it calls for, Dan'l."

"Together they were a 15-pounder."

'You've got to give up these escape attempts,'