Clothing Chaos Champion Prints

The Origin of Laundry Day

"There's more inside."

Tiger Costume

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

'Quick! Look cute!'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Superman charades

I am the cute blue bear

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

House with Children - There's my toothbrush!

'I can't find my camouflage jacket.'

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

"Honey, dinner's ready! I just have to find it."

A hermit crab moves home

Wind-up Radio

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

"The shrimp alfredo you made a few weeks ago?"

Noise: An Overview.

'I'll have it cut like last time I was here...All different lengths around the front and back, a strange spikey bit on top and bald patches here, here and here!'

The Unalphabetizer

"Prob-lo-Matic"

"I'm wearing one....under the woolen pullover!"

Fitting Rooms and Nothing Fits Room

'Mike! Come in! Mike, you left your walkie-talkie in my truck! Mike come in! Mike, you there?'

'I hope you like it. I got the last one. . . Pepper spray. I had to fight off an older couple for it. They went down like a sack of dirt.'