Chaos Champion Prints

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

House with Children - There's my toothbrush!

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Future garbage truck driver.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"There's more inside."

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

Stockwell's day

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

Caution: use only under child supervison

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

'This is my natural habitat.'

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

Turn Down For What.

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

A Mom's Purse

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

Recipes.

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

Disorder in the Court!

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

Naughty Puppy Dog.