Chaos Artist Prints

'We did some exciting things with tempera today.'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Future garbage truck driver.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Homo Gamus

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Unrest Area.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."

Dog Day Afternoon

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,