"Out? What are you, blind?"
Corporate Clash Connoisseur Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who thrives on the sharp dynamics of corporate battles? Our collection for the corporate clash connoisseur captures the clever and humorous side of office life. From playful mugs to humorous prints, each piece is designed to resonate with their love of business banter and witty interactions. Whether it’s for a colleague, boss, or a friend navigating corporate waters, our gifts provide a lighthearted nod to the funny and fierce world of business. Celebrate their sharp wit with unique, humor-infused products that bring a smile to their face and a chuckle in their day.
"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."
'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'
"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."
'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'
'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'
The MBA Draft
Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.
'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'
Men's business romper.
Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three
"We have an acronym!"
"At this office no two days are different."
'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'
"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"
"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."
Parade of Businessmen
"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."
'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'
"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."
"I think you might need to start again."
'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'
"I know we're not lions, but let's call ourselves a pride anyway."
Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.
"I think we should try something a little simpler."
"The scowl might just be what this place needs."
"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."
"We don't have an exercise room here. You'll stay in shape by climbing the ladder, jumping through hoops, toeing the line..."
Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.
Change Management: Change can be ruf.
Dave realised that Clive didn't see problems,only 'challenges to be embraced'.
"We owe our success to teamwork. Without it we could never have grasped at so many straws."
"Already sold your soul to the company? Listen, I'll have my people talk to their people."
"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."
"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."
Corporate Clash Connoisseur Gifts Collection
Corporate Clash Connoisseur Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for more witty and humorous designs perfect for the corporate clash connoisseur.
Corporate Clash Connoisseur Pillows
Check out our pillows featuring fun and witty designs, great for adding humor to any workspace or home office.
Corporate Clash Connoisseur Prints
Browse our prints collection to find stylish, humorous art that celebrates the spirited world of corporate banter and wit.
Corporate Clash Connoisseur T-Shirts
Discover our t-shirts collection, full of clever and humorous options for those who love to showcase their corporate wit.