Corporate Culture Connoisseur Gifts

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'You're not fooling anyone, Foster. We all know that the only thing you carry around in that briefcase, is your lunch.'

'You impressed one of our new managers in Calcutta so much, he's arranged for you to marry his daughter.'

Management Training - "Right we'll take a quick recess for lunch and I'll see you back here in three hours time."

Design and Display company's executives have their titles displayed on their foreheads.

'Now this is the kind of office decor I like.'

'The last man that put anything in there is now our field representative in Outer Mongolia.'

"I'd love to attend, but I'm scheduled for a nervous breakdown on the fifteenth."

"So how did the meeting go?"

'In addition to computer surveillance I think we should spy on each other.'

New symbol for Public TV: 'The tin cup' (PBS)

suggestion box

'Sparby, get to the bottom of it... Sadowski, stay on top of it.'

"Be prepared when you meet Mr. Henderson. He gives hugs."

woman works at a desk with a sign on the wall behind her: Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly Hey You.

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

(Roger Haskins as himself)

"It's one of the Koch brothers, better take it."

'Well, am I fired or not?'

"Business has been steady."

"Tell him I'd like to speak to his supervisor."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

"At this office no two days are different."

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"We have an acronym!"