Color Clash Connoisseur T-Shirts

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

bird interprets modern art

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

"Herb's from Texas."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Trash-talkin' artists

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Landscape Artists

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

"Henry, we like the 'any colour as long as it's black,' idea but we just want to ask...is it the RIGHT black?"

"Have you got it in beige?"

"Out? What are you, blind?"

Lady deciding on the colour for a new dress

'See, honey? My teeth aren't yellow, they're 'Eloquent Ivory.''

Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

"Vlad realized, right there and then, that he should have bought the buff-white or even the oatmeal-colored sheets."

A Cornish Man

Old woman in fabric shop

Things get heated at the outing.

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

Culture Wars

'Nothing worse than a fussy ref!' (Football referee matching cards with colour chart).