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Trash-talkin' artists

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

They were mysteriously drawn together

Just call me Picasso!

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"He's an abstract artist."

Creative Baby.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"Herb's from Texas."

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"Dadgum this color blindness."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Instant art

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

Exhibition of Paint Colors.