Color Clash Enthusiast Gifts

Trash-talkin' artists

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

They were mysteriously drawn together

Just call me Picasso!

"He's an abstract artist."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Creative Baby.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

"Herb's from Texas."

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"Dadgum this color blindness."

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."

Instant art

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'