Color Clash Comedy Gifts

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Herb's from Texas."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Trash-talkin' artists

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

When protons collide...

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"My mind is still on vacation."

I'm not sharing top billing with you on my radio hour. I created it. I am the vision, the reason people tune in, but I'm not a tyrant. I agree you should get your name in the show's title. The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour graciously allows a pervert to make occasional comments. Speak, pervert. Bite me, Tyrant.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

Opera Pickleball

Chinese New Year plus Renaissance Fair equals trouble

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

A Cornish Man

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

Culture Wars

'Tell you chief there's been a terrible mistake, I'm a Friar.'

Eskimo opera singer, "He's from Opera North"

'When he said he loved going to Wendy's, I just assumed fast food...'

'I think he's spent too much time in the city.'

Fu Dynasty

"C'mon, Lady! We've run out of earth tones!!"

Sadie's gone to Canada. I'm going to save her. Why? Mrs. Cohen doesn't need saving. No, I mean I'm going to save Canada. You people are too #?%&? nice. Excellent diction, eh. U.S. Canada.

"Get outta here—I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, too!"

'Alright, who detonated the thermonuclear paintball bomb?'

"Stereo! That spells trouble - another all night rave!"

"His coffee's always crap for about a week after the MacArthur genius-grant winners are announced."

""So that's four for red with black upholstery and trim and one for buttercup yellow with turquoise upholstery..."

The chief said ix-nay on your bobblehead idea.

"Have you been eating your greens?"