Culture Clash Comedy Fan Gifts

The chief said ix-nay on your bobblehead idea.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Herb's from Texas."

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

Low Noon.

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

"My mind is still on vacation."

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Japa-knees

Country trees visit the city.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

Perplexed Farmer

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

Opera Pickleball

'Nah, I think your one should be called hand egg.'

Chinese New Year plus Renaissance Fair equals trouble

Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

'Gesundheit, , , what's wrong need a kleenex or something'

A Cornish Man

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

Culture Wars

General Store Modernises

Eskimo opera singer, "He's from Opera North"

"Why, no, Zeke, I didn’t read Jesse Barron’s interview with Rachel Kushner in the spring issue of The Paris Review."

"I'm originally from Manhattan but I grew up in the Midwest."