Color Clash Comedy Mugs

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Herb's from Texas."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

Trash-talkin' artists

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

"My mind is still on vacation."

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

Opera Pickleball

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

A Cornish Man

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

Culture Wars

'Tell you chief there's been a terrible mistake, I'm a Friar.'

Eskimo opera singer, "He's from Opera North"

'Alright, who detonated the thermonuclear paintball bomb?'

'When he said he loved going to Wendy's, I just assumed fast food...'

"C'mon, Lady! We've run out of earth tones!!"

"His coffee's always crap for about a week after the MacArthur genius-grant winners are announced."

'I think he's spent too much time in the city.'

Fu Dynasty

"Get outta here—I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, too!"

"Stereo! That spells trouble - another all night rave!"

""So that's four for red with black upholstery and trim and one for buttercup yellow with turquoise upholstery..."

"Have you been eating your greens?"