Culture Clash Humorist Mugs

Opera Pickleball

'Yes, all at once!'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Herb's from Texas."

The Scottish Lawn

"When did this game get started?"

"My mind is still on vacation."

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

'Ok, ok, what about this one? There was an Irishman, an Italian and an Englishman ..'

Keister Island

Country trees visit the city.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

'Scottish Arts Council? I'm looking for sponsorship to help me sit through a performance of Gotterdammerung.'

Pot Needles

"Sure, we live in a cave but do we have to dress like we live in a cave?"

'But Steve, it still doesn't make you kosher!'

Chinese New Year plus Renaissance Fair equals trouble

"Kfetch!"

"It's an 'Ee by gum' bike."

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

A North pole dancer.

A Cornish Man

'We accept payment by cash, card or an arm and a leg.'

The leatherhosen thief strikes again!

Culture Wars

"Kfetch!"

'Tell you chief there's been a terrible mistake, I'm a Friar.'