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'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

bird interprets modern art

It's a call from Tate modern.

'Distracting the fish.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

Water Slide

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Landscape Artists

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Artist painting a cat.

'This guy's FAST!'

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

"I suffer for my art..."

Painter's muse

"He's not an enfant terrible, he's just terrible."

Graffiti Art Class

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

Paint. I can't decide between Blood of my Enemies and Candy Apple Red.