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Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

It's a call from Tate modern.

Raphael

'Do I have to be creative?'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Distracting the fish.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Water Slide

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

Joseph and his coat

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Printers

Artist painting a cat.

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

Trash-talkin' artists

'This guy's FAST!'

Graffiti Art Class

"I suffer for my art..."

The Road With No Vanishing Point.

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

Painter's muse

Artist, painting graphs.

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

"He's not an enfant terrible, he's just terrible."

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'