Color Splash Fanatic Prints

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

It's a call from Tate modern.

Raphael

'Do I have to be creative?'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Distracting the fish.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Water Slide

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

Joseph and his coat

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Printers

Eggs portrayed in different art media.

Artist painting a cat.

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

Trash-talkin' artists

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'This guy's FAST!'

Graffiti Art Class

Artist, painting graphs.

The Road With No Vanishing Point.

Painter's muse

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

"I suffer for my art..."

"He's not an enfant terrible, he's just terrible."

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'