Color Splash Connoisseur Prints

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

It's a call from Tate modern.

bird interprets modern art

'Distracting the fish.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Water Slide

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Artist painting a cat.

Landscape Artists

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

'This guy's FAST!'

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

Painter's muse

"He's not an enfant terrible, he's just terrible."

Graffiti Art Class

"I suffer for my art..."

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Charity sends her thanks!'