Color Splash Lover T-Shirts

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

It's a call from Tate modern.

'Distracting the fish.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

Water Slide

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Balloon Surprise

God save the Queen.

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

Art gallery: 'I think it's lovely.'

Artist painting a cat.

Rainbow skier

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'This guy's FAST!'

"He's not an enfant terrible, he's just terrible."

"I suffer for my art..."

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

Painter's muse

Graffiti Art Class

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

'Where is it written that I can't wear a Hawaiian shirt?'

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

Rainbow Drinks

'Charity sends her thanks!'

Trainspotting.