Color Splash Lover Pillows

Jackson Pollock's Birthday.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

It's a call from Tate modern.

'Distracting the fish.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

Water Slide

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Balloon Surprise

God save the Queen.

Artist painting a cat.

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

Art gallery: 'I think it's lovely.'

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Rainbow skier

'This guy's FAST!'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

Penguins walking through a rainbow.

Painter's muse

Graffiti Art Class

"He's not an enfant terrible, he's just terrible."

"I suffer for my art..."

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

'Where is it written that I can't wear a Hawaiian shirt?'

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

'Charity sends her thanks!'

Rainbow Drinks

'Yo! No cannonballs!'