Colour Confusion Connoisseur T-Shirts

I'm not colour-blind!

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

bird interprets modern art

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Malcolm Sargent

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

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"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

"But you said I should serve our guests the can of peas!"

Pisa Hut.

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Litteratti K9s.

'The first cocktail.'

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.