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"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Football Chameleon

"The Eggsorcist"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"It's obviously an original."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

'Someone come and mediate our argument about mediation!'

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

Giraffe painter.

Two friars ringing bells

Sheepdog

"My conceptual artwork - documented in these photographs - consists of my going on a bus to cleveland, buying a blue hat, putting three feathers on it, and throwing it off a bridge in Michigan."

'You're messing with my head.'

Thinking about TV.

"I don't know much about art, but I do know s**t when I see it."

"Jackson, will you please stop doodling when you're on the phone?"