Confusion Aficionados Gifts

Expect the Unexpected. If you think about hat for a while, you can get really confused!

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

"Returns"

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

The Fascinating Language of Ambivalence, Decoded.

"Abra-Viagra."

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Mass Confucian

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

Why do we have pistols? I thought we were back-to-back to see who is taller!

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

'Surely somebody must know why we're here?'

Joke traffic signs.

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

"What? The invitation said, wear your favorite mask."

"I made a nice zucchini bread."

I'm the illusion fairy. Every time you lose one, put it under your pillow and I'll pretend to give you a dollar.

"I'm just saying, isn't it a bit early to be 'the present moment'?"

'No, I thought you were John Simpson.'

'I propose we trade services - you cure me of my delusions and I'll protect your navy.'

'I have no idea what you are saying.'

Exit next left. No, my left.

Jake's Joke Shop. Use Next Door. Use Next Door.