Comedic Confusion Aficionado Gifts

You take confusion to a new level, Al. ?

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Choose, Fenster

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

'It's Blurred.'

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'All You Can Eat Wings.'

Sleigh Ride

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.''

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

'As you can see, the region is full of investment opportunities.'

The violin lesson

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

"Well, technically, he's supposed to draw the sword from the stone....but I'm not going to argue the point."

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

'Binocular, infra-red camera, directional microphone: Let's go and do some stalking...'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

A guy is looking at his car that's about to go over some falls.