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'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

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'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'It's Blurred.'

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Sleigh Ride

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.''

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

The violin lesson

'As you can see, the region is full of investment opportunities.'

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

A guy is looking at his car that's about to go over some falls.

"Well, technically, he's supposed to draw the sword from the stone....but I'm not going to argue the point."

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

'Binocular, infra-red camera, directional microphone: Let's go and do some stalking...'

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"For goodness sake, Todd, you can't expect me to fly south for the whole winter without bringing a few things!"